Things your BF Will Eventually Try And Hide From You

First of all, I don’t know how I feel about being the representative and spokesperson for men, because #NotAllMen (lol). Second of all, I feel like sooner or later my own girlfriend will stumble onto these and I’ll have to do a lot of explaining. So, before we get into all the secrets boyfriends may or may not be keeping from their significant others, a disclaimer: I am ALWAYS completely and utterly honest because trust and openness is the foundation of any good relationship. So now to delve into a couple of these subjects that can cause your BF to be ever-so-slightly uncomfortable.

1. Who’s their celebrity crush
Best case scenario it will feel awkward to tell you who their celebrity crush is. After all, at the very least it means that you are not the only person on their mind 24/7. Worst case scenario is that your feelings might get hurt because you look nothing like Scarlett Johansson or Rihanna.

2. Who’s their non-celebrity crush
Take the awkwardness and offense of knowing their celebrity crush and multiply it by 100, because a non-celebrity crush is (potentially) even more threatening. Like, there’s no chance that they’ll ever get to meet Megan Fox (is she still anyone’s celebrity crush?), but their coworker or best friend’s friend is right there.

3. What topics/people they talk about with their friends
Conversations between close friends can cover anything, and the trust between two mutual best-friends opens conversations up to the most intimate details of personal lives and preferences.

4. Their favorite hip-hop songs
Hip-hop songs (especially the Top 40, popular kind) tend to be at least a little misogynistic and homophobic. If not that – they can be pretty graphic and vulgar. Now, of course, there’s Kanye West and Kendrick Lamar and J. Cole, but then there’s also Remy Ma, Tyler, The Creator, and Death Grips. I’m of the opinion that people can enjoy whatever kind of music they like, and it’s not necessarily a reflection of their personality. However, experience shows that not everyone like this.